SILENT WITNESS

I once  appeared in an episode of Silent Witness as "murder victim 2". I had to lie in a boat pretending to be dead while Emilia Fox poked a forensic thingy up my nose. She was supposed to discover traces of blood on the boat's gunwales, but it was obvious that there was also blood coming from my nose.  Yes, I was having another nosebleed and E. Fox was directly to blame.