I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANY MORE

"I don't know who you are any more", said Brenda.
"That's not surprising", said the piece of cheese. "You never really knew me in the first place."
"You've changed", said Brenda.
"Yes, I have changed. You've taken a big bite out of me."
"What went wrong ?" said Brenda. "What we had was so good."

Once upon a time

Once upon a time they let Father Earl fly the spaceship. That wasn't very clever was it ?

I'll tell you why I don't like cats

Brenda says she's had enough and chucks Derek's wooden leg over the balcony, only it don't land on the ground, it gets stuck up a tree.
So Chas and the other bloke climb up to get the leg and Chas falls out of the tree.
He could have done himself an injury. There he is lying on his back. He's winded and he's got hold of the wooden leg, and a cat walks past. A white cat. It says "Meow".
What's that supposed to mean eh ? "Meow". What's that supposed to mean ?
That's cats for you. I don't like  them.

VEGETARIAN TEETH ARE OVER-EVOLVED

If you ask me.....

....this isn't a real donkey

Father Earl's Otherworldly Origins

While riding in a Rolls Royce Phantom with Kushtaka the big fat Devil Bear, agent Raynsford is told not to poke his nose any further into the affairs of the Green Mantid People.

Which is the odd one out ?

The Snadji Boola

1. Archbishop Hitler accosts a tree.