Once I was called to an incident in Boolaville. Some wombats were rampaging round an amusement arcade. That was their idea of "amusement".
They took the owners hostage and demanded a helicopter to take them back to Orstralia.
I had to stand down because I got a nosebleed.
My dear friend, is this the incident that haunts your dreams at night?
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Don't be silly,you sillykins,YOU!!!!...lol
ReplyDeleteEDIT..Ok,it is..How did you know?